Carpe per diem – seize the check.
I like my wine like my women – ready to pass out.
I’m sorry, if you were right, I’d agree with you.
If it’s the Psychic Network why do they need a phone number?
If women ran the world we wouldn’t have wars, just intense negotiations every 28 days.
No matter what people tell you, words and ideas can change the world.
Spring is nature’s way of saying, ‘Let’s party!’
When you look at Prince Charles, don’t you think that someone in the Royal family knew someone in the Royal family?
Why do they call it rush hour when nothing moves?