A fool and his money are soon elected.
A man only learns in two ways, one by reading, and the other by association with smarter people.
Advertising is the art of convincing people to spend money they don’t have for something they don’t need.
Be thankful we’re not getting all the government we’re paying for.
If advertisers spent the same amount of money on improving their products as they do on advertising then they wouldn’t have to advertise them.
If you want to be successful, it’s just this simple. Know what you are doing. Love what you are doing. And believe in what you are doing.
The best way out of a difficulty is through it.
The time to save is now. When a dog gets a bone, he doesn’t go out and make a down payment on a bigger bone. He buries the one he’s got.
Diplomacy is the art of saying ‘Nice doggie’ until you can find a rock.
Things in our country run in spite of government, not by aid of it.
Good judgment comes from experience, and a lot of that comes from bad judgment.
We will never have true civilization until we have learned to recognize the rights of others.
A remark generally hurts in proportion to its truth.
America is becoming so educated that ignorance will be a novelty. I will belong to the select few.
An economist’s guess is liable to be as good as anybody else’s.
Ancient Rome declined because it had a Senate, now what’s going to happen to us with both a House and a Senate?
Diplomats are just as essential to starting a war as soldiers are for finishing it… You take diplomacy out of war, and the thing would fall flat in a week.
Do the best you can, and don’t take life too serious.
Don’t gamble; take all your savings and buy some good stock and hold it till it goes up, then sell it. If it don’t go up, don’t buy it.
Everything is funny, as long as it’s happening to somebody else.