Marriage is neither heaven nor hell, it is simply purgatory.
Even though marriage is doomed, if you turned it into a job you like and really work at it – it can be salvaged.
If you want to read about love and marriage, you’ve got to buy two separate books.
Love in marriage should be the accomplishment of a beautiful dream, and not, as it too often is, the end.
Love: A temporary insanity curable by marriage.
Every good relationship, especially marriage, is based on respect. If it’s not based on respect, nothing that appears to be good will last very long.
The most important thing for a good marriage is to learn how to argue peaceably.
If I get married, I want to be very married.
Marriage is not a noun it’s a verb. It isn’t something you get. It’s something you do. It’s the way you love your partner every day.
Marriage is socialism among two people.
Where there’s marriage without love, there will be love without marriage.
You have to work for everything. Marriage should not be any different.
Brought up to respect the conventions, love had to end in marriage. I’m afraid it did.
I’d marry again if I found a man who had fifteen million dollars, would sign over half to me, and guarantee that he’d be dead within a year.
Love is not weakness. It is strong. Only the sacrament of marriage can contain it.
Marriage is about the most expensive way for the average man to get laundry done.
The secret of a successful marriage is not to be at home too much.
A wedding is a funeral where you smell your own flowers.
They say marriages are made in Heaven. But so is thunder and lightning.
It takes patience to appreciate domestic bliss; volatile spirits prefer unhappiness.